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In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

There Is A Thin Line Between Genius And Insanity, And In Larry's (macphail) Case It Was Sometimes So Thin You Could See Him Drifting Back And Forth.

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.