Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.

You Don't Save A Pitcher For Tomorrow. Tomorrow It May Rain.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.

There Are Only Five Things You Can Do In Baseball - Run, Throw, Catch, Hit And Hit With Power.