In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't

Give Me Some Scratching, Diving, Hungry Ballplayers Who Come To Kill You.

Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll Show You A Player I'm Looking To Trade.

Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.

And Luck? I've Always Said About Dizzy Dean That If The Roof Fell In And Diz Was Sitting In The Middle Of The Room, Everybody Else Would Be Buried In The Debris And A Gumdrop Would Drop Into His Mouth.

There Are Only Five Things You Can Do In Baseball - Run, Throw, Catch, Hit And Hit With Power.