Give Me Some Scratching, Diving, Hungry Ballplayers

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.

And Luck? I've Always Said About Dizzy Dean That If The Roof Fell In And Diz Was Sitting In The Middle Of The Room, Everybody Else Would Be Buried In The Debris And A Gumdrop Would Drop Into His Mouth.

There Are Only Five Things You Can Do In Baseball - Run, Throw, Catch, Hit And Hit With Power.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.