Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?