The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.