In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always

Many People Have Asked Me Why There Are Three Pedals In These Grand Pianos. Well The Pedal In The Middle Is There To Separate The Two Other Pedals.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.