A Sense Of Humor Is Good For

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.