Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.