A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

If Someone Were To Ask Me For A Short Cut To Sensuality, I Would Suggest He Go Shopping For A Used 427 Shelby-cobra. But It Is Only Fair To Warn You That Of The 300 Guys Who Switched To Them In 1966, Only Two Went Back To Women.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.