When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!