I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?