If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.