People Tell Me There Are A Lot

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?