You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.