I Never Met A Man I Didn't

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer. I Believe In The Resurrection. I Like That Part Of The Story.

My Life Needs Editing.