We Would Have Broken Up Except For

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

Now That Obama Is At War In A 3rd Country, Does That Mean He Has To Give Back His Nobel Peace Prize?

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.