List of Jackie Mason Quotes

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

I Can't Pretend That I'm A Great Student Of The Art Of Comedy Because Anybody That Becomes Philosophical About Humor Doesn't Know What He's Talking About.

Even The Republican Party Doesn't Have The Legs To Challenge Hillary Clinton.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.

I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With America In The Future.

Only The Republican Party Cares About The Issues That Concern Me.

I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.

I Regularly Sell Out More In England Than I Do In America.

The Pamphlet Uses My Name, My Likeness, My 'shtick' (if You Will), And My Very Act, Which Is Derived From My Personality, To Attract Attention And Converts.

It's Not A Query Of Staying Wholesome. It's A Query Of Discovering A Illness You Want.

My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table. What Difference Does It Make If I'm 70 Or If I'm 20? The Audience Knows They Aren't Getting Any Old Stories From Me.

Would You Put A Pastrami In Your Mouth If You Didn't Want To Eat It?