Would You Put A Pastrami In Your

America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Burn The Flag But Can't Tear The Tag Off The Mattress.

I Have Nothing But Love In My Heart And Everything I Say Is Just An Instrument For Laughs.

I'm Still Suffering From Shock From The Last War. I Was Almost Drafted! Luckily I Was Wounded While Taking The Physical. When I Reached The Psychiatrist, I Said, Give Me A Gun, I'll Wipe Out The Whole German Army In Five Minutes. He Said, You're Crazy! I Said, Write It Down!

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.

I'm Crazy About The Fact That The Jewish People Should Survive Because They Have So Much To Contribute And So Many Values To Contribute To The World. It Would Be A Much Better World, A Much More Peaceful And Non-violent World If We Lived By Jewish Values.