Even The Republican Party Doesn't Have The

Hillary Clinton's Life Has Been Filled With Corruption But Nobody Cares.

People Make Fools Out Of Themselves In All Sorts Of Ways. No Particular Qualifications Or Particular Criteria Are Necessary.

They Call It Football, But The Object Of The Game Is To Bash The Other Guy So Hard That He's Eventually Carried Off The Field On A Stretcher. I Can't Watch Football Anymore. My Psychiatrist Said It's Better That Way. I Used To Watch A Game, See The Players In A Huddle - And Think They Were Talking About Me.

Predictions Are Preposterous. What Usually Happens Is That People Tell You That What They'd Like To See Happen Instead Of What They Really Think Will Happen. There Are So Many Variations And Possibilities That There's No Way To Ever Really Know For Certain.

I've Got A Friend Who Is Half-jewish And Half-italian. If He Can't Buy It Wholesale, He Steals It!