Hillary Clinton's Life Has Been Filled With

Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.

Did You Hear About The Accountant Who Became Am Embezzler? He Ran Away With The Accounts Payable!

It's Not A Query Of Staying Wholesome. It's A Query Of Discovering A Illness You Want.