You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

I've Seen Things, And That's Almost The Same As Doing Them.

Really, I Don't Know What I'd Do With Myself If I Retire. Wash Dishes?

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

I Want More Out Of Life Than I've Gotten.

If Anyone Asks How Old I Am, Tell Them It's None Of Their Business!