I've Seen Things, And That's Almost The

We Used To Go Around Tipping Outhouses Over, Or Turning Over Corn Shocks On Halloween. Anything To Be Mean.

I Want More Out Of Life Than I've Gotten.

My Mother Used To Paper Pictures From Movie Magazines On The Wall Of Her Bedroom. When I Was Born, She Looked At Those Pictures To Decide On A Name For Me. Claudette Colbert's Picture Was Up There And So Was Loretta Young's. She Decided Loretta Was The Prettiest Name, So I Was Named After Her.

Nobody's Perfect. The Only One That Ever Was, Was Crucified.

Doo Never Actually Made Moonshine, But He Hauled About An Ocean Of It.