Nobody's Perfect. The Only One That Ever

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

I Never Knew Any Jews Until I Got Into Show Business. I've Found Them To Be Real Smart And Good Workers.

You Have To Be Different, Great Or First.

Being On Stage Is The Best Part Of My Career. I Just Say Whatever Comes Into My Head. It's The Only Time I Feel Grown-up And In Control Of Things.

I Avoid Going Through Places Where There's Too Much Poverty.