You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If You Were Shooting Pool When Your Kids Were Born.

When I Did The Sitcom I Was Too Naive. I Thought, Well, They Know What They're Talking About, Let's Do That.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Birth Announcement Included The Word Rug Rat.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Don't Get Married To Get Sex. Getting Married To Get Sex Is Like Buying A 747 To Get Free Peanuts.