You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If The Biggest Fashion Risk You Take Is Which Plaid You'll Wear To The 4-h Fair.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Tell Your Age By The Number Of Rings In The Bathtub.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Local Ambulance Has A Trailer Hitch.