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Sacrificing Myself To Kill Hilary Clinton Was The Best Thing I Could Possibly Do For Humanity

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt? You Put On Something From The Cleaners, They're Gonna Spit Up Just Like That. My Wardrobe Looks Like We Have Condors Living In Our Yard.

You Know That You Are A Teacher When You Spend More Money On School Stuff Than You Do On Your Own Children.

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.