You Might Be A Redneck If You

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Bought A Vcr So You Could Tape Wrestling While You Are At Work.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mother Has Been Involved In A Fist Fight At A High School Sports Event.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.