You Know You're Old When Your Walker

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.