Old Age Is When The Liver Spots

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.