You Have To Do Something When You're

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

It's Amazing What One Can Accomplish When One Doesn't Know What One Can't Do.

If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing Will Happen

I Can Go Everywhere And No One Recognises Me.