If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing

It's Amazing What One Can Accomplish When One Doesn't Know What One Can't Do.

Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread, And Pumpkin Pie.

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield