When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

There Is Never A Need To Outrun Anything You Can Outwit.

I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield

I'm Still A Farm Boy At Heart. If I Hadn't Suffered From Asthma As A Child, I Would Be A Farmer Today.