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Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

In My Head, The Sky Is Blue, The Grass Is Green And Cats Are Orange.

I Thought If I Could Create A Convincing Cat I Could Say And Do Anything I Wanted On The Human Condition.

I Was Very Happy And Honored To Create The Professor Garfield Foundation With Ball State To Make Reading Fun.

Jon: Our Only Thought Is To Entertain You! Garfield: Feed Me.