It's Amazing What One Can Accomplish When

He Who Fills His Pockets With The Rocks Of Misdeeds Shall Surely Sink In The River Of Good Fortune.

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.

I Probably Get More Inspiration For Human Stories And Idiosyncrasies Than I Do Animal Stories.

I Was Very Happy And Honored To Create The Professor Garfield Foundation With Ball State To Make Reading Fun.

I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.