When You're Through With Your Cat, You

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.

I Never Met A Lasagna I Didn't Like

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

When In Doubt, Pig Out!