I Was In And Out Of Comas

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

I Have A Fear Of Letting My Mind Wander. I'm Afraid It Might Not Come Back.

Some People Are Absolutely Funny And You Want To Wish Them Happy Thanksgiving In Funniest Way Possible. Here Is The List Of Funny Thanksgiving Sayings. Just Chose The Quote You Want To Wish That Person. Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread And Pumpkin Pie.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

I Didn't Have A Whole Lot Of Success Getting Dates, I Was Always A Bit Of A Geek.