You Have To Be Able To Laugh

When I Was Three, My Dad Thought It Would Be Hilarious To Teach Me Swear Words, Then Have Me Say Them To His Friends. They Would Laugh And Laugh. I Realize Now The Laugh Was Pure Shock Value, But It Felt Really Good, And I've Been Chasing It Ever Since.

I Don't Really Care For Like Fat Jokes About Women, Specifically.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

I Love Children. I'm Embarrassingly Baby-crazy.

I Was A Bedwetter Until I Was About 15, And It Was Humiliating.