I Just Look Like A Transvestite When

I Learned That People In Wheelchairs Are Allowed To Have Marathons … Which, To Me, Seems Like Cheating, But What Are You Gonna Say?

I Grew Up In A House Where There Were No Taboos, So It Came Originally From A Pretty Innocent Place, Where I Was Shocked At The Things That Shocked People.

The Truth Is, I've Denied It For Years, But I Love Deconstructing Comedy.

Sometimes A Joke That Doesn't Work Just Needs A Breath Or A Little Word Or The Tiniest Little Change To Be Fixed.

Sometimes Loving Each Other Isn't Enough. You Have To Be Responsible For Your Own Happiness. You Can't Stay In A Relationship Because You're Afraid Of The Unknown.