Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat

Goodnight, My Darlings, I'll See You Tomorrow.

I See Her As One Great Stampede Of Lips Directed At The Nearest Derriere.

I Have Always Paid Income Tax. I Object Only When It Reaches A Stage When I Am Threatened With Having Nothing Left For My Old Age - Which Is Due To Start Next Tuesday Or Wednesday.

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

Criticism And Bolshevism Have One Thing In Common. They Both Seek To Pull Down That Which They Could Never Build.