A Bloody Good Thing, But Too Late.

Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In A Country Where They Didn't Have Tea?

I Don't Much Care For Hollywood, I'd Rather Have A Nice Cup Of Cocoa.