Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

As One Gets Older, One Discovers Everything Is Going To Be Exactly The Same With Different Hats On.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look Silly At Sixty-seven.