Madame Bovary Is The Sexiest Book Imaginable.

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.

I Write At High Speed Because Boredom Is Bad For My Health.

I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens Too, Just One Cow, With A Wistful Moo.

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

Acting Is Not A State Of Being ... But A State Of Appearing To Be. You Can't Be Eight Times A Week Without Going Stark Staring Mad. You've Got To Be In Control.