I Write At High Speed Because Boredom

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.

If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any Prettier It Would Have Been Florence Of Arabia.

Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In The Mid-day Sun.

Madame Bovary Is The Sexiest Book Imaginable. The Woman's Virtually A Nyphomaniac But You Won't Find A Vulgar Word In The Entire Thing.

The Stately Homes Of England, How Beautiful They Stand, To Prove The Upper Classes, Have Still The Upper Hand.