Why Should I Cook For My Husband?

Every Television Show You Go On Is A Choice.

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

There Is Nothing Funny About Aging: It Is Rotten And Depressing. Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.