My Sex Life Is So Bad, My

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

Half Of All Marriages End In Divorce- And Then There Are The Really Unhappy Ones.

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.