Whenever Someone Calls Me Ugly I Get

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.

Anyone Who Does Anything Creative Is Always Gonna Want To Change.

I'd Love To Become Like Bill Murray, Who Was So Funny On 'saturday Night Live' And Has Gone On To Do Some Of The Landmark Comedies People Like. And Then To Add This Whole Other Phase To His Career With 'lost In Translation' And 'rushmore.' I Always Felt To Be Able To Have Something Similar To That Would Be Great.

I Think A Lot Of The Instincts You Have Doing Comedy Are Really The Same For Doing Drama, In That It's Essentially About Listening. The Way I Approach Comedy, Is You Have To Commit To Everything As If It's A Dramatic Role, Meaning You Play It Straight.

I Have The Physique A Lot Of People Dream About Having. It's My Obligation To Share It With The World.