Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.

I Remember Going With My Mom To A Random Garage Sale As A Kid And Thinking What A Cool Treasure Hunt That Whole World Was. Only To Transition As An Adult To Think, 'what A Gross Place That Really Is.'

Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?

I Would Think Beer And Football Go Hand In Hand.

I Think 'snl' Was Such A Unique Thing Because It Was Material You Created And You're Very Comfortable With It, Even Though The Setting Was Pressure-packed.

What About Santa's Cookies? I Suppose 'parents' Eat Those, Too?