I Guess Destiny Isn't The Path Chosen

I Just Fell Down The Stairs Holding A Guitar And Accidentally Wrote A One Direction Song

The Best Way To Spread Christmas Cheer Is Singing Loud For All To Hear!

Well, I Could Be Wrong, But I Believe Diversity Is An Old, Old Wooden Ship That Was Used During The Civil War Era.

We All Know The Moon Isn't Made Out Of Green Cheese...but If It Was Made Out Of Barbeque Spare Ribs Would You Eat It?

All You Have In Comedy, In General, Is Just Going With Your Instincts. You Can Only Hope That Other People Think That What You Think Is Funny Is Funny. I Don't Have An Answer But I Just Try To Plough Straight Ahead.