When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.

I'm Always Watching Films. The Academy Pretty Much Sends Me Every Film That's Ever Been Done. I Enjoy Watching Them, Especially With The People I Know.

I Take Pride In Being Very Unique In What I Do. Nobody Else Can Do What I Do And I Don't Mean To Say That Egotistically, It's Just Something In My Personality.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.